Frog Of Death Twas The Carbs M’lord T-Shirt

Frog of Death – ’Twas the Carbs, M’Lord Shirt

Ye carbs hath slain me.

Summon the spirit of medieval tragedy and modern dieting woes with the Frog of Death tee — featuring a dramatic amphibian gasping his final breath and declaring, “’Twas the carbs, m’lord.” Whether you’re mourning your latest cheat day or just love cursed meme energy, this shirt is absurdity at its finest.

⚔️ Features:

• Hilariously dramatic graphic of the noble dying frog

• Old English-style font for medieval flair

• Soft, high-quality cotton blend – perfect for feasts, fasts, or fairgrounds

• Unisex fit for peasants and lords alike

🍞 Perfect For:

• Meme collectors and weird internet culture fans

• Ren Faire goers with a gluten problem

• Anyone who’s “died inside” from too many croissants

• Wearing ironically to brunch, gym, or battle

🏰 Let this be a lesson, m’lords and ladies.

Beware the bread. The carbs show no mercy.

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